So……ive figured out the aim of hipster girl is to make herself look as close to a kings cross tranny as possible. Not one of those post-op, hormone treated trannies either, just a big old man in a wig with make up that looks like it was done by Stevie Wonder
So you constantly post animal liberation pics and videos all over the net yet you still use colgate toothpaste,get drunk and eat Mcdonalds fries? saving the world one chip at a time.
The sports bra you now wear because you have DD soy tits was made by a 6yr old Chinese girls with 1 arm.
Your trench coat looked better on the rotting corpse of a German soldier in 1945.
Seriously though. Fuck Hipsters. I just don’t understand the appeal. Did you wake up one morning and say to yourself “today I want to look like the human equivalent of the 70s and 80s forcefully arse raping a mentally unstable homeless man.” Fair enough if you were doing this ten years ago, but all of these losers were wearing billabong surf shirts and Nike trainers 6 months ago.
Honestly,Does having to pedal while you ride down a hill necessary? sounds gay to me
So you’re intellectually superior to everyone because you’ve been at university for the last 8 years but you’re still on centrelink and your mum helps pay your bills? True genius.Choke on some burnt toast.
Do you live a boring uneventful life in Australia? Are you the laughing stock of the town? You really should move to London and create a new identity. All you need is a pouch of tobacco, pointy shoes, red wine, a stupid hat, an oversized soggy shirt, a key on a necklace and a book of robert frost poems. Now no one will know what a loser you were back home. You are now ready to be welcomed into a badly lit room, filled with dweebs sitting in a circle, smoking cigarettes, playing guitar and banjo duets………badly
Is you’re neck so weak you cant hold the weight of your head and constantly need to tilt it in photos? Try not throwing up you fake junky bitch.Vitamins are a blessing.
beauty tip for women. thick eyebrows are ugly as fuck. who is going to want to be seen around someone who looks like they have passed out at a party, and been attacked with an artline 45. tweezers and waxing were created for a reason bitch. thin them out the way they were before you went to uni and did an arts degree
That nirvana shirt looked like shit in the 90’s and it looks even more vile on you now.